First known usage was by the 1980's rap song "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie. Its a "rated G" way of saying "oh shit"
"So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin’ my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend"!
OH SNAP -- (exclamatory phrase) a playful indication of surprise, misfortune, or insult -- popularized by Tracy Morgan of Saturday Night Live -- OH SNAP is seemingly derivative of oh no you didn't...!
Watch this clip and half way through you're gonna say; "OH SCHNAPP" LMAO
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Friday, October 17, 2008
Thursday, October 16, 2008
WHO'S BADONKADONK IS THAT...???
ba-donka-donk --
An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).
That "brown round" belongs to none other than Ms. Muscle Butt herself,
Serena Williams
Serena Williams & Common in Hawaii
--you gotta love it--
--1 lucky man--
things that make you go hmmm...!
-- it doesn't appear to me that her ankle is hurting too bad --
NEWS FLASH SERENA
-- when you pull out of a tournament due to an ankle injury -- you might not want to be in Hawaii SURFING -- I'm not mad at ya -- just FYI
Ms. Muscle Butt
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short
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Monday, October 13, 2008
HAPPY MONDAY
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Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Gwen Ifill
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Friday, October 03, 2008
HAPPY FRIDAY
YOU BE THE JUDGE -- DOES SIZE MATTER...???
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Jack Cafferty - tells us what he REALLY thinks...
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Florida -- don't mess this one up, "a message to grandma"
See more Sarah Silverman videos at Funny or Die
to see Obama's & Biden's plan in detail -- click on link below
Barack Obama Change We Need Barack Obama and Joe Biden's Plan
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Thursday, September 25, 2008
The Birk Economic Recovery Plan
I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.
Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.
To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..
So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals $425,000.00.
My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.
Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000.00.
What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college - it'll be there
Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car - create jobs
Invest in the market - capital drives growth
Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean
Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.
If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed
By one of our candidates for President.
If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!
As for AIG - liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.
Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."
But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
How do you spell Economic Boom?
I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .
And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
Kindest personal regards,
Birk
T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic
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Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.
To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.
Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..
So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals $425,000.00.
My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.
Of course, it would NOT be tax free.
So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.
Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.
That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.
But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.
A husband and wife has $595,000.00.
What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?
Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.
Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads
Put away money for college - it'll be there
Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.
Buy a new car - create jobs
Invest in the market - capital drives growth
Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves
Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean
Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.
If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed
By one of our candidates for President.
If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!
As for AIG - liquidate it.
Sell off its parts.
Let American General go back to being American General.
Sell off the real estate.
Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.
Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.
Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."
But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!
How do you spell Economic Boom?
I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion
We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .
And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.
Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.
Kindest personal regards,
Birk
T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic
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Monday, September 22, 2008
President Bush DRUNK at the Olympics
I thought it was, "The Stars & Stripes -- NOT the Strip'd Stars...
...please don't vote for another 4yrs of this kind of embarresment!!!
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Tuesday, September 16, 2008
HURRICANE SURVIVAL KIT
Toilet Paper...............................check
Bud Light......................................check
Keystone Light...............................check
Budweiser.....................................check
Red Dog.......................................check
Misc. Other bottles of alcohol..........check
Piece of plywood to float your little lady and booze on...............CHECK
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Bud Light......................................check
Keystone Light...............................check
Budweiser.....................................check
Red Dog.......................................check
Misc. Other bottles of alcohol..........check
Piece of plywood to float your little lady and booze on...............CHECK
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Saturday, September 13, 2008
America is AWSOME
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Thursday, August 28, 2008
INTERVENTION
See more Kristin Chenoweth videos at Funny or Die
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Wednesday, August 27, 2008
PETS
So -- there you were, having a Dinner Party -- your parents and the in-laws are there -- your boss and his wife was there -- the minister and the ministers wife are both there...
Everyone is settling down for a nice relaxing evening ~
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Everyone is settling down for a nice relaxing evening ~
...then
In Walks The Dog --
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Monday, August 25, 2008
Women will never be equal to men...!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to suppo rt you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called "Wedding Cake. "
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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...until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy, woman will never be equal to men...!!!
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AND MAXINE SAYS..........
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None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to suppo rt you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called "Wedding Cake. "
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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...until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy, woman will never be equal to men...!!!
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AND MAXINE SAYS..........
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Wednesday, August 20, 2008
HOW TO HURDLE
Now this is my kind of race -- i.e. catch the SLO-MO REPLAY
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BARACK OBOMA -- The Anti-Christ...???
This is a new low....!!!
John McCain's campaign ad "The One" has generated a lot of buzz regarding the "Left Behind Series." Political commentators are comparing McCain's portrayal of competitor Barack Obama with the blockbuster apocalyptic series' depiction of the antichrist. But even the series authors Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins don't think Obama is the antichrist. What may have been created as a farce has generated a firestorm of controversy on the internet.
LaHaye and Jenkins take a literal interpretation of prophecies found in the Book of Revelation. They believe the antichrist will surface on the world stage at some point, but neither see Obama in that role. "I've gotten a lot of questions the last few weeks asking if Obama is the antichrist," says novelist Jenkins. "I tell everyone that I don't think the antichrist will come out of politics, especially American politics."
It's hard to believe that in the 21st century, a stupid, fact lacking, anonymously spread internet rumor would impact a person's opinion of a presidential candidate - but it has.
Here's the video:
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John McCain's campaign ad "The One" has generated a lot of buzz regarding the "Left Behind Series." Political commentators are comparing McCain's portrayal of competitor Barack Obama with the blockbuster apocalyptic series' depiction of the antichrist. But even the series authors Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins don't think Obama is the antichrist. What may have been created as a farce has generated a firestorm of controversy on the internet.
LaHaye and Jenkins take a literal interpretation of prophecies found in the Book of Revelation. They believe the antichrist will surface on the world stage at some point, but neither see Obama in that role. "I've gotten a lot of questions the last few weeks asking if Obama is the antichrist," says novelist Jenkins. "I tell everyone that I don't think the antichrist will come out of politics, especially American politics."
It's hard to believe that in the 21st century, a stupid, fact lacking, anonymously spread internet rumor would impact a person's opinion of a presidential candidate - but it has.
Here's the video:
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008
NEW OLYMPIC EVENT
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Thursday, August 07, 2008
A PICTURE SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS...
*click on picture to enlarge *
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Wednesday, August 06, 2008
TOTALLY HOT
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
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