Walk across the parking lot, unlock your car ~ get inside! Start the engine, shift into reverse, "What the F%@#" you say out loud looking into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space as you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. Put it into park, unlock your doors ...unaware of your surroundings and mad as hell - jump out of your car ready to set it off - stamping your feet back to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view ~ aAHH SHYT ~ someone just jumped into your ride and tried to mow you over while driving off in your car. "What the F%@#" you say out loud looking stupid - staring at your house on wheels speed off leaving a trail of smoke and burnt rubber. Ohhh yeah, it's all good casue I got OnStar and as a backup plan in case they cut the wires ~ I got Lojack. Who's BAD, you sing as you do your Michael Jackson / Chris Tucker leg swing... DAY'ummm ~ "What the F%@#" you say out loud realizing your purse is still in the car. So now the theif has your car, your groceries, your home address with the keys, your money, and your cell phone.
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If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away. Run over anything and anyone in your way and remove the paper later. And be thankful that you read this e-mail. I hope you will forward this to friends and family..!
Although I dramatized this story just a little ~ it is a real and very true story of a scheme that's been going on in Florida. Mainly targeting ladies who appear to be alone.
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