Monday, November 10, 2008

WITH STUPIDITY -- ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE

This letter has been sent to you to stop you from sending out chain letters. The original was written in the 3rd century A.D. by a deranged member of the Most Holy Post. That version vanished during the Spanish Inquisition (Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!!!!!!!). More recently, it was communicated telepathically to Shirley MacLaine by monks on the planet Mongo in the eighth dimension. Now it has been sent to you. Good things will soon be happening to you if you follow the instructions given in this letter.

This is no joke!

If you do what this letter says to do, every person who owes you money will repay you. The IRS will never audit you again. Oprah will invite you to her house to sit at the pool while Rachael Ray is serving up some Pomegranate Martini's.

To get your good fortune rolling, you must keep this letter for the next five years. If at any time during that time you receive a chain letter, don't send out any copies of it. Instead, you must send this anti-chain letter back to the person who sent you the chain letter. At the end of five years you must do the following 'de-briefing' ceremony:

  • Throw salt over your shoulder.
  • Throw salt over your momma's shoulder.
  • Throw your momma over your shoulder.
  • Walk under a ladder.
  • Pray the rosary.
  • Pray the zippity-doo-dah, zippity-ay.

Mix 2 frogs, 3 locks of Michael Jackson's hair, 2 turtledoves, and the remains of this letter in a cauldron and boil at 375 degrees for 2 hours and 3 minutes. Place the whole mixture in the microwave on saute for 6:53 and place in serving bowls, then chill. Gargle, then spit.

DO NOT IGNORE THIS LETTER OR SOMEDAY YOU WILL DEFINITELY DIE…!

Send E-Mail Junk Responsibly...!



XRSYZ®
Best of Health



Wednesday, October 29, 2008

“WHAT IF”

I am kind of tired of people saying that this election has nothing to do with race – when in fact it has everything to do with the color of Obama’s skin. We think that we have come “so far” in America – but the sad reality is that in the US we’ve been taught the political correctness game and we’ve learned to “MASK” or “SUPPRESS” our true feelings when it comes to sensitive matters or to those that are different than us…

This is what racism does… It covers up, rationalizes and minimizes qualities in one candidate and emphasizes negative characteristics in another when there is a color difference.

-- THE FACTS --

Barack Obama:
Columbia University - B.A. Political Science with a Specialization in
International Relations.
Harvard - Juris Doctor (J.D.) Magna Cum Laude

Joseph Biden:
University of Delaware - B.A. in History and B.A. in Political Science.
Syracuse University College of Law - Juris Doctor (J.D.)

John McCain:
United States Naval Academy - Class rank: 894 of 899

Sarah Palin:
Hawaii Pacific University - 1 semester
North Idaho College - 2 semesters - general study
University of Idaho - 2 semesters - journalism
Matanuska-Susitna College - 1 semester
University of Idaho - 3 semesters - B.A. in Journalism

Education isn't everything, but this is about the two highest
offices in the land as well as our standing in the world.


Let’s switch things around and use the “WHAT IF” scenario to see what it would look like –be your own judge…


• What if the Obama’s had paraded five children across the stage, following the debate, including a three month-old infant and an unwed, pregnant teenage daughter?

• What if John McCain was a former president of the Harvard Law Review?

• What if Barack Obama finished fifth from the bottom of his college graduating class?

• What if McCain had only married once and Obama was a divorcee?

• What if Obama had met his second wife in a bar and had a long affair while he was still married?

• What if Michelle Obama was the wife who not only became addicted to pain killers but also acquired them illegally through her charitable organization?

• What if Cindy McCain graduated from Harvard?

• What if Obama had been a member of the Keating Five? (The Keating Five were five United States Senators accused of corruption in 1989, igniting a major political scandal as part of the larger Savings and Loan crisis of the late 1980s and early 1990s.)

• What if Obama couldn't read from a teleprompter?

• What if Obama was the one who had military experience that included discipline problems and a record of crashing seven planes?

• What if Obama was the one who was known to publicly display a serious anger management problem?

• What if Michelle Obama's family had made their money from beer distribution?

You could easily add to this list. If these questions reflected a reality or if the tables were turned, do you really believe the election numbers would be as close as they are?


What if things were switched around? Would the
country's collective point of view be different?






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WUSSUPPPP...






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HAPPY HALLOWEEN





LET US PRAY

THAT THIS HALLOWEEN DOESN'T APPEAR ON A FULL MOON



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Friday, October 17, 2008

OH SNAP

First known usage was by the 1980's rap song "Just a Friend" by Biz Markie. Its a "rated G" way of saying "oh shit"

"So I came to her room and opened the door
Oh, snap! guess what I saw?
A fella tongue-kissin’ my girl in the mouth,
I was so in shock my heart went down south
So please listen to the message that I say
Don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend"!

OH SNAP -- (exclamatory phrase) a playful indication of surprise, misfortune, or insult -- popularized by Tracy Morgan of Saturday Night Live -- OH SNAP is seemingly derivative of oh no you didn't...!

Watch this clip and half way through you're gonna say; "OH SCHNAPP" LMAO






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Thursday, October 16, 2008

WHO'S BADONKADONK IS THAT...???



ba-donka-donk --

An ‘ebonic’ expression for an extremely curvaceous female behind. Women who possess this feature usually have a small waist that violently explodes into round and juicy posterior (e.g., 34c, 24, 38). Other characteristics would be moderately wide hips and a large amount of booty cleavage (i.e, depth of butt-crack).



That "brown round" belongs to none other than Ms. Muscle Butt herself,
Serena Williams


Serena Williams & Common in Hawaii





--you gotta love it--


--1 lucky man--


things that make you go hmmm...!

-- it doesn't appear to me that her ankle is hurting too bad --


NEWS FLASH SERENA

-- when you pull out of a tournament due to an ankle injury -- you might not want to be in Hawaii SURFING -- I'm not mad at ya -- just FYI


Ms. Muscle Butt




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Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Why NFL quarterbacks need to keep their names short







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Monday, October 13, 2008

HAPPY MONDAY






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Wednesday, October 08, 2008

Gwen Ifill




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Friday, October 03, 2008

HAPPY FRIDAY



YOU BE THE JUDGE -- DOES SIZE MATTER...???



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Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Jack Cafferty - tells us what he REALLY thinks...






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Florida -- don't mess this one up, "a message to grandma"

See more Sarah Silverman videos at Funny or Die


to see Obama's & Biden's plan in detail -- click on link below


Barack Obama Change We Need Barack Obama and Joe Biden's Plan



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Thursday, September 25, 2008

The Birk Economic Recovery Plan

I'm against the $85,000,000,000.00 bailout of AIG.

Instead, I'm in favor of giving $85,000,000,000 to America in a We Deserve It Dividend.

To make the math simple, let's assume there are 200,000,000 bonafide U.S. Citizens 18+.

Our population is about 301,000,000 +/- counting every man, woman and child. So 200,000,000 might be a fair stab at adults 18 and up..

So divide 200 million adults 18+ into $85 billion that equals $425,000.00.

My plan is to give $425,000 to every person 18+ as a We Deserve It Dividend.

Of course, it would NOT be tax free.

So let's assume a tax rate of 30%.

Every individual 18+ has to pay $127,500.00 in taxes.

That sends $25,500,000,000 right back to Uncle Sam.

But it means that every adult 18+ has $297,500.00 in their pocket.

A husband and wife has $595,000.00.

What would you do with $297,500.00 to $595,000.00 in your family?

Pay off your mortgage - housing crisis solved.

Repay college loans - what a great boost to new grads

Put away money for college - it'll be there

Save in a bank - create money to loan to entrepreneurs.

Buy a new car - create jobs

Invest in the market - capital drives growth

Pay for your parent's medical insurance - health care improves

Enable Deadbeat Dads to come clean

Remember this is for every adult U S Citizen 18+ including the folks who lost their jobs at Lehman Brothers and every other company that is cutting back. And of course, for those serving in our Armed Forces.

If we're going to re-distribute wealth let's really do it...instead of trickling out a puny $1000.00 ( "vote buy" ) economic incentive that is being proposed
By one of our candidates for President.


If we're going to do an $85 billion bailout, let's bail out every adult U S Citizen 18+!

As for AIG - liquidate it.

Sell off its parts.

Let American General go back to being American General.

Sell off the real estate.

Let the private sector bargain hunters cut it up and clean it up.

Here's my rationale. We deserve it and AIG doesn't.

Sure it's a crazy idea that can "never work."

But can you imagine the Coast-To-Coast Block Party!

How do you spell Economic Boom?

I trust my fellow adult Americans to know how to use the $85 Billion

We Deserve It Dividend more than I do the geniuses at AIG or in Washington DC .

And remember, The Birk plan only really costs $59.5 Billion because $25.5 Billion is returned instantly in taxes to Uncle Sam.

Ahhh...I feel so much better getting that off my chest.

Kindest personal regards,

Birk

T. J. Birkenmeier, A Creative Guy & Citizen of the Republic

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Monday, September 22, 2008

President Bush DRUNK at the Olympics












I thought it was, "The Stars & Stripes -- NOT the Strip'd Stars...








...please don't vote for another 4yrs of this kind of embarresment!!!



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Tuesday, September 16, 2008

HURRICANE SURVIVAL KIT

Toilet Paper...............................check

Bud Light......................................check

Keystone Light...............................check

Budweiser.....................................check

Red Dog.......................................check

Misc. Other bottles of alcohol..........check


Piece of plywood to float your little lady and booze on...............CHECK











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Saturday, September 13, 2008

America is AWSOME




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Thursday, August 28, 2008

INTERVENTION

See more Kristin Chenoweth videos at Funny or Die




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Wednesday, August 27, 2008

PETS

So -- there you were, having a Dinner Party -- your parents and the in-laws are there -- your boss and his wife was there -- the minister and the ministers wife are both there...

Everyone is settling down for a nice relaxing evening ~


...then

In Walks The Dog --












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Monday, August 25, 2008

Women will never be equal to men...!

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to suppo rt you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called "Wedding Cake. "
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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...until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy, woman will never be equal to men...!!!
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AND MAXINE SAYS..........





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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

HOW TO HURDLE

Now this is my kind of race -- i.e. catch the SLO-MO REPLAY





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BARACK OBOMA -- The Anti-Christ...???

This is a new low....!!!

John McCain's campaign ad "The One" has generated a lot of buzz regarding the "Left Behind Series." Political commentators are comparing McCain's portrayal of competitor Barack Obama with the blockbuster apocalyptic series' depiction of the antichrist. But even the series authors Tim LaHaye and Jerry B. Jenkins don't think Obama is the antichrist. What may have been created as a farce has generated a firestorm of controversy on the internet.

LaHaye and Jenkins take a literal interpretation of prophecies found in the Book of Revelation. They believe the antichrist will surface on the world stage at some point, but neither see Obama in that role. "I've gotten a lot of questions the last few weeks asking if Obama is the antichrist," says novelist Jenkins. "I tell everyone that I don't think the antichrist will come out of politics, especially American politics."


It's hard to believe that in the 21st century, a stupid, fact lacking, anonymously spread internet rumor would impact a person's opinion of a presidential candidate - but it has.

Here's the video:









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Wednesday, August 13, 2008

NEW OLYMPIC EVENT








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Thursday, August 07, 2008

A PICTURE SPEAKS A THOUSAND WORDS...



*click on picture to enlarge *


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Wednesday, August 06, 2008

TOTALLY HOT

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Wednesday, July 16, 2008

KARDIO® CLASS SCHEDULE:

My birthday is August 3rd and I"ll be taking some time off to enjoy it.

My vacation is Saturday July 26th – Sunday August 3rd. I will teach class on Saturday July 26th and will leave town following that class. I will not be available to teach class Wednesday July 30th or Saturday August 2nd.

If for any reason you need to contact me – please call my cell phone. I will not have access to a computer.


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Thursday, July 03, 2008

Effectiveness of Sunscreens

Advocacy Group Says Many Popular Sunscreens Offer Inadequate Sun Protection, Calls on FDA to Implement Label Changes...

(things that make you go -- hmmmm...)

July 1, 2008 -- An environmental research and advocacy group claims that four out of five brand-name sunscreens either provide inadequate sun protection or contain chemicals that may be unsafe, but industry representatives strongly dispute the charge.

In a report released Tuesday, the Environmental Working Group (EWG) calls on the FDA to implement promised changes in sunscreen labeling that would require manufacturers to provide more detailed information about the level of sun protection their products provide.

For the first time, manufacturers would have to test and label their products for protection against ultraviolet A (UVA) radiation, which does not cause sunburns but can damage collagen and cause wrinkles and sunspots. Research suggests that UVA is a cause of skin cancer.

The labeling upgrade was proposed by the FDA last August, but the changes have not been finalized.

The current sun protection factor (SPF) labeling system, which was implemented three decades ago, measures only protection from UVB rays -- the ultraviolet rays that cause sunburns.

"You can buy a high SPF product and still have no assurance that you are being protected from UVA, as well as UVB rays," EWG research director Jane Houlihan tells WebMD.

Sunscreens Under Scrutiny
In their newly published analysis of more than 900 brand-named sunscreens, EWG researchers concluded that 7% of the products with SPF ratings of 30 or higher did not protect against UVA rays.

Only 15% of the sunscreens met the group's criteria for safety and effectiveness by providing broad-spectrum sun protection (denoting protection against both UVA and UVB radiation), remaining stable in sunlight, and containing only active ingredients considered safe by the EWG.

The top-selling sunscreen brands tended to be the poorest performers, with none of market leader Coppertone's sunscreen products consider to be both safe and effective by the EWG.

Just one of 103 products from the second-largest seller, Banana Boat, and the third largest seller, Neutrogena, were recommended by the EWG.

Here are their top picks:

Keys Soap Solar Rx Therapeutic Sunblock, SPF 30
Trukid Sunny Days Facestick Mineral Sunscreen UVA/UVB Broad Spectrum, SPF 30+
California Baby Sunblock Stick No Fragrance, SPF 30+
Badger Sunscreen, SPF 30
Marie Veronique Skin Therapy Sun Serum
Lavera Sunscreen Neutral, SPF 40
Vanicream Sunscreen, SPF 35
UV Natural Sunscreen, SPF 30+
Sun Science Sport Formula, SPF 30
Soleo Organics Sunscreen all natural Sunscreen, SPF 30+


Among more widely available brands, Blue Lizard, California Baby, CVS, Jason Natural Cosmetics, Kiss My Face, Neutrogena, Olay, SkinCeuticals, Solar Sense, and Walgreens made the list.

All Coppertone products are photostable, provide UVA/UVB protection, and are routinely evaluated for safety and efficacy by independent dermatologists and scientists," Julie Lux of Schering-Plough says.

"Coppertone is committed to the science and safety of sun care and is concerned that reports like this one released by the Environmental Working Group will inappropriately discourage consumers from protecting themselves from the sun."

A spokeswoman for Neutrogena parent company Johnson & Johnson also defended its sunscreens.

"All Neutrogena products undergo extensive testing to ensure safety and efficacy," Iris Grossman says in a statement.

Banana Boat issued a statement saying that all Banana Boat products "use only ingredients that are safe and approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration (FDA) and other worldwide regulatory bodies," that their products won't break down in the sun, and that the Skin Cancer Foundation officially recommends Banana Boat as an effective UV sunscreen.

The EWG analysis suggested that nearly half of the products contained ingredients known to become inactive in strong sunlight.

"It may seem counterintuitive, but of the 17 'active ingredients' that FDA has approved for use as sunscreens in the U.S., at least four of them break down significantly when they are exposed to sunlight," the EWG report notes. "They lose their ability to absorb the sun's harmful rays and stop working effectively in as little as 30 minutes, ranging up to several hours."

Products containing the sun-stable and UVA filtering ingredients zinc oxide and titanium dioxide were more likely to score highly in the group's analysis.

The report also criticized what EWG analysts called "over-the-top" marketing claims that they contend would not be allowed under the proposed FDA guidelines.

"There are more than 1 million skin cancers diagnosed in the United States every year," Houlihan says. "Sunscreen is a very important part of sun protection, and it is important that consumers know what they are getting."

Industry Responds
Two spokesmen for the sunscreen industry called the EWG claims unfounded and erroneous.

Personal Care Products Council (PCPC) general council Farah Ahmed calls the contention that 7% of high SPF sunscreens do not protect against UVA rays "highly inaccurate."

"It is very clear to me that they have a very low level of understanding of the way sunscreens work and the way they are regulated by the FDA and tested by the industry," Ahmed tells WebMD.

Personal Care Products Council chief scientist John Bailey, PhD, says sunscreens are both safe and effective and highly regulated by the FDA.

Bailey noted that the agency already has the authority to bring action against any manufacturer that makes unsubstantiated claims about a sunscreen.

"The contention that (sunscreens) are too loosely or ineffectively regulated is just not true," he tells WebMD.

Bailey also strongly disagrees with the suggestion in the EWG report that the FDA is moving too slowly on its promised sunscreen label changes.

"The idea that FDA is somehow in cahoots with the industry and that we have fought to delay the process is inaccurate," he says. "The agency has received thousands of comments (on the label change), and they are in the process of reviewing these comments."

Both Bailey and Ahmed expressed concern that the EWG report could cause people to stop using sunscreens.

"I would hate to think that there are parents out there not using sunscreen on their kids because of a report like this that is not based on real science," Ahmed says.

In a statement issued Monday, American Academy of Dermatology President William Hanke, MD, said people should choose a "broad-spectrum" sunscreen as part of an overall sun protection regimen.

"The FDA is currently addressing requirements for UVA coverage in sunscreens and considering sunscreen labeling changes to help the public make knowledgeable decisions about protecting themselves from the danger of the sun," Hanke said. "The American Academy of Dermatology currently awaits the FDA's final ruling."


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Saturday, June 14, 2008















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Friday, May 02, 2008

Bankruptcy

FYI....


The following companies have filed for Bankruptcy:

Hollywood Video
Levitz
Sharper Image
Performance Team Freight
Linens n Things
Circuit City

If you have gift cards from the above list use them ASAP, they will not be valid for much longer.

PASS THE WORD...


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Friday, April 25, 2008

5 REASONS TO COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS

JUST WHEN U THINK UR DAY IS GOING BAD...

REMEMBER MY MOTTO...


IT COULD BE WORSE...!


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LOT


WORSE

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ps; if you laughed at any of those pics - you are going to HELL...! (although #1, 2 & 3 are HELL-arious... Don't ask me to explain #4)
- ps; did anybody notice the baby in #3 unafraid - trying to catch the bat...



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Friday, April 18, 2008

the world's best kept auto secret...

I have been driving (legally) for over Twenty Years! One would think that I would have noticed the little secret on my dash that was staring me Right in the face the whole time.

I didn't and I bet you probably haven't either.

Quick question, what side of your car is your fuel tank?

Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you a little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the Gas station or put your neck at risk of discomfort or injury.

If you look at your fuel gauge, you will see a small icon of a Petrol Pump. The handle of the petrol pump will extend out on either the Left or right side of the pump. If your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left. If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right. Most newer vehicles take it a step farther. There will be an arrow pointing to which side your tank is on... (see photo below). It is that simple!


(curiously, I went to check mine & the handle is on the right - with an arrow pointing left - my gas tank is on the left) - This isn't life saving info - just stuff you ought to know the next time you're in your uncle's, brother's, mother car - or maybe you just check'd out of AVIS)


I don't know how you feel right now but when I came across this info/secret, I felt cheated!

Why don't the dealers share such important information with car buyers? I don't understand why this isn't in the driver’s manual? I don't get why any mechanic I have ever been too or know has even thought of mentioning this to me? The only possible explanation can be that all these people probably don't even know!

Go out and share the world's best kept auto secret with your friends; as this information is way too important to be kept secret.




Disclaimer: The information on this site is intended for educational purposes only. Statements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnosis, cure, or prevent disease. All contents of this blog are carefully researched and studied; however, individual results may vary. If you have or suspect you might have a health problem, are pregnant or nursing; it is always advisable to consult with your own health care professional before starting any diet, exercise, or supplementation program. (including all natural herbal products)

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Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Fuel Sources

It’s that time of year again… Spring is in the air & temperatures are rising – prompting those weekend warriors to get out and RE-COMMIT to their New Year’s Resolutions… This is a time when many don’t know what to wear (LOL) and most don’t know what to eat or drink.

I have been asked by many for advice concerning healthy food choices, including meal replacements, snacks, bars, & drinks.
In this segment “Fuel Sources” I will give my guide to which Energy products that I think will give you a jolt and which ones you should leave on the shelf…




Only a couple years ago if you asked someone how he or she fueled up for sporting games, meets, & matches, you might have gotten a blank stare. “Energy Foods” were limited to bananas or a bowl of spaghetti.

Today athletes of all ages and levels are aware of the importance of eating for their sport. “My eating habits are very important to my success…! Proper nutrition includes the consumption of precise amounts of protein, carbohydrates, and water each day.

I lift and carry weights for most of the day and usually I join in on 1 - 2 cardio classes or bootcamps. If that isn’t enough, I like to top it all off with 3 – 5 sets of hardcore tennis at least 4x’s per week. So in order to keep up my energy & blood sugar levels I tend to eat high-carb, high protein meals. I moderate my sugar & fat intake due to family health history. In general I eat 4 – 5 small meals per day. So the ongoing joke is that anytime someone calls me during the day, I am eating, going to eat, or just finished eating. This is funny and true, but keep in mind that these are small portions of food – enough to keep my energy levels up. An example of this is that I will prepare a large bowl of pasta with meat (chicken – turkey – sausage). I will than cut that meal in halves and eat one half after breakfast (2nd meal) and the other half for lunch (3rd meal) – along with multivitamins. Depending upon the rest of my day, as a (4th meal) I may snack on Roasted Peanuts, Almonds, Protein Shakes, Protein Bars, and Salads and… yes I have been spotted at Chick Fillet or Popeyes a time or two. At the end of the day I finish it off with a diner (5th meal), a protein shake, and 1 – 2 adult beverages…

Those are some of my choices – but let’s discuss some “Fuel Source” choices for the everyday (NON – PRO ATHLETE) individual.

First and foremost – STAY HYDRATED…! Okay – so now the question is with what…? It depends on how well you tend to eat in general and how long and hard you play. “If you follow a healthy diet, you’re not playing too hard or for too long, and it’s not too hot, you’re probably fine just drinking water and having some kind of high-carb meal a few hours before. But if those conditions change, sports drinks and some special foods may be beneficial.” Before a cardio class or playing basketball, tennis, football, or going for a long run I like to drink energy drinks. During the actual event I lean more towards sport drinks. After most sporting events I grab something with protein & carbs in it to help with the recovery process.

That said, not all energy foods and drinks are equally appropriate for all sporting events. Here’s a look at the good, the bad, and the unnecessary when it comes to fueling up.

SPORTS DRINKS

Gatorade, Powerade, and other highcarb sports drinks are perhaps the most widely accepted and applauded energy products. “Most of these drinks are scientifically engineered to have the best absorption in your body, providing energy, electrolytes, and fluids when you need them most.

A solid amount of research done by Universities (such as Florida – where Gator-Aid was born) and other independent studies backs the effectiveness of these drinks. One recent study found that players who consumed sports drinks had lower average body temperatures while playing than those who drank water, which could translate to more energy and endurance. But having too much can be problematic. If you already have a lot of carbs in your system, drinking a carb-rich beverage can upset your stomach.

Drinks like Accelerade, which contains both carbs and protein, help muscles recover faster after exercise. One recent study published in the International Journal of Sport Nutrition and Exercise Metabolism found these drinks were 15 percent more effective in rehydrating athletes than conventional sports drinks and 40 percent more effective than water. Other research has shown that even simple chocolate milk can improve recovery after a workout.

BOTTOM LINE: If you’re playing, or doing some sort of fitness for less than an hour, stick to water; otherwise drink about 16 fluid ounces of a sports beverage one hour before your match and another 5–10 fluid ounces during play. After you play, look for a drink that has both carbs and protein for recovery.

ENERGY DRINKS

THE cloudy purple drink in my glass had scarier instructions than most prescription drugs.

I was to drink only a quarter-bottle of EndoRush at a time, and only if I was over 18 or under 50. You may not consume EndoRush if you have heart problems, highblood pressure, suffer from depression, or pregnant. After 30 minutes, I would need to assess my tolerance. I could not have any other caffeine or expose myself to excessive heat after drinking EndoRush.

Red Bull, SoBe Adrenaline Rush, and other energy drinks have become popular among younger athletes mostly due to the amounts of caffeine (usually about the amount in a small cup of coffee) and other “natural” herbal additives that promise to give an instant energy boost. These energy boost promises is very appealing to the college student who wants to stay up. A survey by the Simmons Market Research Bureau found that 62 percent of people ages 18 to 24 reported having used an energy drink during the previous week. But are they helpful and beneficial to you and your sporting event? Studies have definitely shown that caffeine can improve athletic performance in sports like cycling and running, caffeine has been shown to help athletes go longer, utilize carbohydrate stores more efficiently, and burn fat. But what may be good for an endurance athlete like a runner doesn’t necessarily translate to a tennis court, cardio class, or rock climbing… Although caffeine is “all natural” it’s just not appropriate for every sport. Many energy drinks have too much caffeine, which can be dehydrating, and are loaded with sugar, which can have an adverse effect on your bloodsugar levels and leave you feeling jittery or lightheaded.

(FYI) - Caffeine is now on the World Anti-Doping Agency’s list of monitored stimulants for tennis & many other sports. Herbal additives such as Guarana, which is basically an herbal form of caffeine, are also questionable. Relying on energy drinks can begin an addictive cycle.

BOTTOM LINE: If you react easily to caffeine, the weather is particularly warm, or you haven’t hydrated well, stick to sports drinks over energy beverages. If you’re accustomed to caffeine and you want to give it a try, do so on a day when you’ve already had a lot of fluids and you don’t have a big game, run or match on the line. Remember that “All Natural or Herbal” doesn’t mean ALL SAFE..! Some natural, herbal products DO NOT mix with some medications.

ENERGY BARS

It seems like there’s an endless variety of energy bars on the market, and each has its own marketing promise. Traditional bars like PowerBar and Clif Bar Energy Bar usually are about two-thirds carbohydrates and are best for getting amped up before playing or exercise. Higher-protein options like Balance Bar or Zone are better for afterwards, to help your muscles recover. Some bars also serve as a meal replacement for times when you don’t have a chance to eat a whole meal.

BOTTOM LINE: Choose your bars wisely. If you’re fueling up with a quick bite beforehand, eat a higher-carb option one to two hours before you go at it. After you play or train, eat within two hours for optimal muscle recovery, and look for a bar that has about 20 grams of protein (slightly more for men). And remember that energy bars aren’t low-calorie— most average between 200 and 300 calories per serving. So don’t just be eating them to be doing something.

GELS AND CHEWS

As recent as 2 – 3 years ago when I heard of gels and chews I immediately pictured marathon runners, cyclists or soccer players. Today energy gels and chews have found a place in just about every sporting arena around the world. So what’s all the hype you ask…? Its simple – they are high in sugar and designed for quick, easy digestion. They’re a good way to get energy in the form of carbohydrates when you’re in a hurry..! Gels, like Gu or PowerGel, can make you especially thirsty, so be sure to have them with water (avoid ingesting sports beverages and gels at the same time, since too many carbs at once can upset your stomach) – I keep warning you of this because you will find out the hard way and there ainte no bathrooms on metro, 395, 295, 495, Suitland or BW Parkway. There are a lot of items to choose from so do your research. I personally tend to stray away from gels and chews. If you feel the need for a quick energy burst, there’s always - plain ol’ honey!!!

BOTTOM LINE: If you’re in a marathon of any sort - gels and chews can help replenish lagging energy in a hurry. Just be sure to drink at least a cup of water (5–10 fluid ounces) to stay hydrated.

…but as always – I before you take anything read the labels and save your receipts because likely there's something in there that will not agree with you or raise your heart rate up past the point you're used to when you're exercising.

Give these options a try and as always – give me plenty of feedback…

~ PLAY HARD - LIVE WELL ~



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Wednesday, February 27, 2008

~ DREAMS CAN COME TRUE ~

IM NOT SURE WHAT LITTLE CHRISTOPHER DREAMS WERE
- BUT WE KNOW WHAT THEY BECAME ~



CHRIS - POSING AS A GQ MODEL BEFORE SCHOOL ~


CHRIS HAS DECIDED - THAT HE NOW WANTS 2B FLY...!


...WELL - WE ALL KNOW THAT "FLY" IS JUST ANOTHER WORD FOR CUTE


WHY STOP AT CUTE WHEN YOUR MOM HAS ALWAYS TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN BE ANYTHING THAT YOU WANNA BE... IF YOU WANT TO BE A PILOT - POLICEMAN - DOCTOR - SWIMSUIT MODEL - OR A LAWYER - GO AHEAD AND CHASE YOUR DREAMS.



FOLLOWING MOM'S ADVICE, LITTLE CHRISTOPHER DID JUST THAT...



~ HE BECAME ONE OF THE HOTTEST SWIMSUIT MODELS IN VEGAS ~



ummmm - DON'T ASK - I DON'T KNOW...!!!



TRUE - STORY

~ NOW DON'T YOU FEEL MOTIVATED ~


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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

OPRAH : Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

JOHN KERRY : Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

NANCY GRACE : That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN : To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone.

BARBARA WALTERS : Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE : I invented the chicken!

COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?

DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?

AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

Hillary Clinton : that chicken needs a universal health care before he can cross the road.

Barack Obama : That chicken will CHANGE the way we cross the road. But the chicken can't do it alone, so please come out and vote.

John McCain : My friends, that chicken is crossing the road that Ronald Reagan built. He [the chicken] will cross and occupy the other side of the road for a hundred years.

Mike Huckabee : We will have to change the constitution, to whatever god's will is, regarding of how the chicken crossing the road.

GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

GRANDPA : In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

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