DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.
OPRAH : Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
JOHN KERRY : Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
NANCY GRACE : That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN : To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain. Alone.
BARBARA WALTERS : Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.
BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE : I invented the chicken!
COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?
DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?
AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
Hillary Clinton : that chicken needs a universal health care before he can cross the road.
Barack Obama : That chicken will CHANGE the way we cross the road. But the chicken can't do it alone, so please come out and vote.
John McCain : My friends, that chicken is crossing the road that Ronald Reagan built. He [the chicken] will cross and occupy the other side of the road for a hundred years.
Mike Huckabee : We will have to change the constitution, to whatever god's will is, regarding of how the chicken crossing the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.
GRANDPA : In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008
Sunday, February 10, 2008
VOTE CHOOSER
This is a little fun/interesting questionnaire. Answer 10 questions - click submit. You will see which political party or candidate you should vote for and what their views are.
When you're done - click detail and it will show all answers.
...as for me - I agreed on 9 with Hillary Clinton & 9 with Barack Obama - hmmm - an interesting tie..!
Check it out for yourself ~
http://www.votechooser.com/
Disclaimer: The information on this site is intended for educational purposes only. Statements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnosis, cure, or prevent disease. All contents of this blog are carefully researched and studied; however, individual results may vary. If you have or suspect you might have a health problem, are pregnant or nursing; it is always advisable to consult with your own health care professional before starting any diet, exercise, or supplementation program. (including all natural herbal products)
Questions or concerns, please feel free to contact my website... http://www.xrsyz.com/
When you're done - click detail and it will show all answers.
...as for me - I agreed on 9 with Hillary Clinton & 9 with Barack Obama - hmmm - an interesting tie..!
Check it out for yourself ~
http://www.votechooser.com/
Disclaimer: The information on this site is intended for educational purposes only. Statements have not been evaluated by the FDA and are not intended to diagnosis, cure, or prevent disease. All contents of this blog are carefully researched and studied; however, individual results may vary. If you have or suspect you might have a health problem, are pregnant or nursing; it is always advisable to consult with your own health care professional before starting any diet, exercise, or supplementation program. (including all natural herbal products)
Questions or concerns, please feel free to contact my website... http://www.xrsyz.com/
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