How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to suppo rt you.--------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'-------------------------------------------------------------------
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.-------------------------------------------------------------------
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called "Wedding Cake. "-------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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...until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy, woman will never be equal to men...!!!
--------------------------------------------------------------------AND MAXINE SAYS..........
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